Maybe I AM being too edgy….I guess I should tone things down a bit….. *Sits at a desk on the set of a talk show* How’s everyone doing tonight
Tough crowd *Laugh track* Well our first musical guest is Beyoncé who’s going to peform Halo *Beyonce sings Halo* Wasn’t that just great
When my mom throws a family party
Miles Walser, excerpt from “A Sonnet of Invented Memories”
How true, wisdom from a 5 year old
This is brilliant.
You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog
the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself